Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is
simple,short,concise,
straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand
where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to
concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u




Morning wake up see toi yang yu zhe


He become like me XP


always want me carry him


Then play awhile RapplezSea


After my sis , mom and yu zhe come back


I go downstairs having my lunch and feed yu zhe eat


Later while i want take pic with yu zhe but forgotten T_T


Yu Zhe sleep till his grandpa come


Then they fetch yu zhe back liao


Then play Dota with my brother and his friends


SO Sienz so many leaver.....


Owning too much XD


Then MiMi bath liao i take some pic


Here is MiMi's pic









































































Sienz.....


Later night i want go pray 7 temple ><




Stay tune for Picture of MiMi ^^ + etc!!


Afternoon skip the Sta class



back home wait sis come back



then go gurney with my sis, and another 2 cousin



1 of my cousin ( bigger then me)



her taste is bad like lao e , my sis said 1 lol.....



buy de things much more near lao e



i bought 2 night shirt , 1 long sleeves shirt , 1 jeans and 1 belt XP



then go jelutong having dinner ^^



there food good good



like gandung & lek tau



then go back home awhile



after bath go find yu zhe and xiao xiao baby , yu heng



when we wanna back yu zhe cry



then back home awhile



my brother come back from KL



now sienz liao sleep le



next time only post ^^!!

Remember Remember

In 2009 and any Cow Year,

What you CAN'T SAY


提醒您注意
!!
牛年新年不能說的吉祥話
一、財源滾滾~裁員滾滾
二、招財進寶~遭裁禁飽
三、萬市如意~萬市如憶(股市萬點已成追憶 ,苦啊~
四、心想事成~薪餉四成
五、鴻圖大展~紅屠大斬
六、財源廣進~裁員廣盡
p.s..還有請不要喝..仙草蜜~先炒..me

From my friend email, i found some interesting and post it here.


Check it out.


You will laugh out.


中国普通话 VS 马来西亚华语:

马来西亚华人乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人,但且看我们的普通话.............

中国人:今晚 你有空吗?我没空!
马来西亚华人:今晚你得不得空?我不得空!

中国人:饼干 受潮了
马来西亚华人:饼干'漏风'

中国人:从上 海去苏州要多少个小时?
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?

中国人:难道 他不可以来吗?
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?

中国人:周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人:我一 向都是这样的
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人! :我的 手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人:这样 你不是很不值得吗?
马来西亚华人:这样你''很不 ''

中国人:你真是聪明!
马来西亚华 人:你真是pandai(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)

中国人:你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

中国人:我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'

中国人:为什么?
马来西亚华人:做么?

中国人:你很厉害~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~

中国人:明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫''他一起去!

中国人:我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很 ''sien)啊~~~~''比郁闷的境界更高)

中国人:你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华 人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)

中国人:你在说什么?
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok

中国人:你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'~(xia sui)

中国人:真被你气到
马来西亚华人:被你炸到

中国人:你别乱来~
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~

中国人:你很无聊
马来西亚华人:你很废

中国人:XX
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)

中国人:迫切
马来西亚华人:Pekchek

中国人:我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

中国人:我们结婚吧!
马来西亚华 人:我们结''吧!(''字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)

中国人:今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~''字要拉长,然后没有下文了)

中国人:哇靠!
马来西亚华人:哇劳weh!!!!

中国人:我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!or 我顶他不顺

中国人:她好漂亮
马来西亚华 人:她好美

中国人:我现在很生气
马来西亚华人:我现在很'睹懒'.(讨厌,生气的意思)

中国人:我们去看电影
马来西亚华人:我们去看戏


We go Azuma at Queenbay Mall having brunch
The food still ok but the price is........


My wallets left 1X rm ><



JC have a plan but he say i give him the plan


but the plan i just hint him some words O.o


after return from college of sta class


i searching any new anime movie......



Later my sis come back with baby(Ah Zhe)


she call me ready for coloring my hair O.o.....


I have a shock....



Yesterday my cousin call me color my hair and my sis also agree ><



She so fast buy for me.......(Not like her)


After an hour I finish coloring


Having a shock when i wash my hair


WHAT!!!!!



My sis said OK then OK lo....


Tomorrow go dunno what they will say.....=.=


After awhile i go to my grandpa house to fix his pc



Dunno why his pc always got problem XP


After having dinner do something for about an hour


See the time 2130 still early but sienz nia


Play dota owning until opponent players leave ><.... lol


Too bad....


cannot have a good game....


Stop here see mood for next post

I wake up when hearing my sis is bathing.


About 1130, go watch the anime movie.


Have a "char koey kak" as brunch.


My cousin come and ask me add some PSP game for her.


Then at 1410 my sis pick me and another cousin go to saloon.



In the way, my cousin ask me to do part time teacher....... (O.o)



As arrive at D Kie (saloon), saw some people already at there waiting.



Lucky got take PSP to there , if not will BORED until die....


Play about 2-3 hours then only cut my hair.....


When i return my home already 1950...


After bath i notice my hair is short then before much.....


My sis call me find some album for her in a week, if not she will charge me $$$$....





see mood for next post